Blasphemee

Effin Monday

It's obviously not Monday. Just wanted to let my 6 followers that I've switched my blog to Effin Monday. Comments weren't working on the Blasphamee Blog, so please follow me there now. Thx.

Clean & Simple is always my preference. In my more youthful days, I'd always hear about people spending ridiculous amounts of money on watches. I never saw the appeal of that, until one day someone said "guys don't get to wear much jewelry. Having a nice timepiece is really the only piece of jewelry we're able to wear."

That being said, this Bell & Ross hit the nail on the head for me.

"Esteemed military style watchmakers Bell & Ross unveil two new watches from its Vintage BR Carbon Series. Shown are the brand’s Chronograph BR 126 and Vintage BR 123. Both take on timeless styling with the incorporation of 41mm casings, glass bead blasted stainless steel with vacuum carbon black finishes, and natural leather straps, adding a distinctly sophisticated appeal."

Texting While Driving?

2 things:

1) Was he texting while driving?

2) Do you think he knows he has man boobs (aka MB's, aka Moobs)?

Driver Slams Into Rockslide - Watch more Funny Videos

Clean Closets

One thing I really admire is well-done closet. It just helps to keep everything organized, not to mentioned it's nice to feel like you're shopping everyday when picking out clothes. Below is the cherry on top!

Gals would be more excited about closets though, as portrayed in the awesome Heineken commercial a little while back

The word "FAIL"

The word "fail" has to be the best word of the new millennium. It used to be a primarily used as a verb, but in recent years has turned into a noun which very simply describes something extremely stupid.

Here are some epic car fails to get us started...

1) Burnout Fail

Corvette Burnout Fail Destroys Clutch - Watch more Funny Videos

2) Another Burnout Fail

Burnout FAIL - watch more funny videos

3) Snow Tow Fail